Who paid for you to do that?
I think there's hope for many of you aspiring musicians out there.
Seriously.
Because if somebody can write a song entitled "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" and get it made and polished to the point that it gets played on the frickin radio (much to the dismay of the listeners, who will subsequently have to listen to at least an hour of music to get that particular song unstuck), then yeah... there's hope.
It was cute for about the first 30 seconds, and then it was stupid. Who let them get away with that? Really?
Yeah. If you think you can top that for dumb Christmas songs, let me know.
Until then, though, I'll be listening to something else - something I don't mind being stuck in my head.
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See, I knew there would be some cute backstory to it, like she was dying of cancer or something, as soon as I posted it. Sigh.
But it might be off the hook anyway. I haven't listened to it, but someone suggested I also consider "Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey."
And one time I heard this Lands' End Album rendition of Grandma Got Run Over, except it was "Santa got run over by a forklift."
So many songs, so little time.